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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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