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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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