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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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