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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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