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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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