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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Barbara
had their beloved pet
hamster 🐹
Rt Hon
Snuffles
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a hippo 🦛
an elephant 🐘
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