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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘
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