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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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