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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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