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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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