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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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