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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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