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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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