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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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