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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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