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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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