Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.