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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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