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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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