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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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