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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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