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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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