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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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