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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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