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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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