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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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