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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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