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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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