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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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