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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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