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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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