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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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