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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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