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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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