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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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