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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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