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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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