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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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