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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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