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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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