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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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