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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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