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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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