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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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