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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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