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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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