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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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