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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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