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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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