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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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