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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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