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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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