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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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