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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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