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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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