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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Misty eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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