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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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